Famous or Dog Bite
Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?
Considerations:
- The dog bite would hurt a lot, and you wouldn't be able to sit comfortably for weeks.
- You'd probably need stitches or the rabies vaccine.
- You would not get to choose how you became famous.
- There's a very real chance (over 50%) that you could be famous for something less than notable (think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith) .
- You could sue the dog owner and potentially recover damages.
- The dog might be a stray
- You might end up rich and famous (think people who are famous solely for being rich like Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, and the google guys--then you wouldn't need the style high club to get deals on fashion).
posted by Hypotheticon @ Monday, December 24, 2007
5 Comments:
Famous, I think. Then again, if I get bitten by a dog on the ass and win an insanely large law suit, then maybe I would end up famous anyway!
Hmm...
Probably the dog bite. I could get famous on my own, if I really wanted to, and I don't want to be INfamous.
Nice product placement.
- Pat
Famous. I'd love to be famous anyway, so I'd pass on the dog bite. A dog bite would painful too. Especially on the ass, I wouldn't be able to sit down:(
I appreciate the product placement, and i would probably be famous. I love dogs and dont want to upset any owners, and im a loon anyway
Also, Bill Gates pretty much INVENTED the computer software business and made computers available to the public. Maybe do some research before you post these?
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