Donuts or Drugs
Would you rather be addicted to donuts or drugs?
Considerations:
- Both provide heightened sensory experiences.
- Your friends/family could send you to rehab for drug abuse. There is no known cure for donut addictions (though sour cream glazed can help).
- Drugs can make you do crazy things.
- Donuts can make you fat.
- Drugs can make you skinny. (remember the heroin chic period of the 90s?)
- Donuts are cheaper than drugs (meaning you can get coffee AND donuts cheaper than getting just drugs).
- Donuts are more accessible than drugs (meaning it would be a harder habit to kick since you could go to a Dunkin Donuts 24/7 and have a blueberry cake donut).
- Drugs are potentially more addictive than donuts.
- You may run into police at the donut shop and chuckle that there are police at a donut shop.
posted by Hypotheticon @ Sunday, December 23, 2007
2 Comments:
Donuts for sure... mmmmmmmmmm donuts....
drugs. I'd rather go to rehab and have to deal with withdrawal symptoms but be able to get clean, than get fat and be addicted to donuts and break out with acne, etc.
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