Ridiculous Hypotheticals

A blog asking ridiculous questions you never would've thought of.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

colonel sanders or aunt jemima

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

Considerations:
  • Each prepared the dish you would eat with them.
  • Fried chicken makes your fingers greasy.
  • Pancakes are sticky.
  • The pancakes would be served with Aunt Jemima's special syrup, not traditional maple syrup.
  • The chicken would be prepared "original recipe", regularly crispy, and served in a red paper bucket.
  • Assume that you are hungry.
  • Assume that the caloric content of each meal is equal.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Gay son or black son?

As a Southern Evangelical Christian minister, would you rather have a son who is gay or black?

Considerations:
Assume that the gay son is very gay.
Assume that the black son is very black.
Assume that you are not black and neither is the mother (hinting that the black son is not your son).