Milk a Cow or Have Nipple Bitten

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

Considerations:

• Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting. (I couldn't help it).
• Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
• What kind of animal would bite my nipple? It doesn't matter, could be a monkey, could be a bird, could be a mosquito, a snail, etc.
• It might be embarassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
• The cow might bite you when you try and milk her.
• You might accidentally try to milk a male cow, and he would not be happy.