Ridiculous Hypotheticals

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Milk a Cow or Have Nipple Bitten

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

Considerations:
  • Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting. (I couldn't help it).
  • Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
  • What kind of animal would bite my nipple? It doesn't matter, could be a monkey, could be a bird, could be a mosquito, a snail, etc.
  • It might be embarassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
  • The cow might bite you when you try and milk her.
  • You might accidentally try to milk a male cow, and he would not be happy.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

milk a cow

Thursday, March 23, 2006 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, milk a cow. You made my nipples hurt just by reading that, LOL!

Monday, February 04, 2008 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm. milk a cow. Having a nipple bitten may likely hurt a lot. But there are reusable nipple covers that I can use whilst it's swelling. ;) Ha-ha. I kid.

Monday, December 22, 2008 8:49:00 AM  

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