Milk a Cow or Have Nipple Bitten
Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?
Considerations:
- Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting. (I couldn't help it).
- Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
- What kind of animal would bite my nipple? It doesn't matter, could be a monkey, could be a bird, could be a mosquito, a snail, etc.
- It might be embarassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
- The cow might bite you when you try and milk her.
- You might accidentally try to milk a male cow, and he would not be happy.
3 Comments:
milk a cow
OMG, milk a cow. You made my nipples hurt just by reading that, LOL!
hmm. milk a cow. Having a nipple bitten may likely hurt a lot. But there are reusable nipple covers that I can use whilst it's swelling. ;) Ha-ha. I kid.
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