Ridiculous Hypotheticals

A blog asking ridiculous questions you never would've thought of.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Lost Eye or Michael Jackson Nose

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

Considerations:

  • Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
  • What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
  • If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
  • Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

can I plead the 5th on this one??

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 12:39:00 PM  

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