Lost Eye or Michael Jackson Nose
Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?
Considerations:
- Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
- What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
- If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
- Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.
1 Comments:
can I plead the 5th on this one??
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