Fat Man or Smelly Lady
On an airplane, would you rather sit next to a fat man or an old lady wearing too much perfume?
Considerations:
- How fat are we talking about? Faat. He infringes into your space.
- How smelly is the old lady? Stinky! She smells like she fell through a fragrance counter and all the bottles broke on her.
- Assume that the fat guy does not smell worse than the average person does.
- Assume that the old lady's fragrances will abate over time, but you will not become immune to them.
- Assume that you are the window seat and the fat man/smelly old lady is directly next to you.
- In an emergency, the fat man could pose a safety risk, as you'd be trapped behind him.
- The fat man might snore.
- The old lady might chat your ear off.
posted by Hypotheticon @ Monday, March 06, 2006
1 Comments:
can I choose neither?????? I guess it would depend on flight time though......if it was a short flight I'd choose the fat man over the smelly lady b/c I could probably deal with it better......I can't handle the lady with too much perfume b/c you know you will smell like her after the ride!!!! argh! Ick!
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