Ridiculous Hypotheticals

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Baby Seal or Bad Vote

Would you rather club a baby seal or vote for someone you despise?

Considerations:
  • It's a close election and you live in a swing state/district.
  • Although it will be close, the margin of the victory will be greater than one vote, meaning that you will not be the deciding vote or for that matter have any effect on the outcome (other than the margin of victory).
  • Everyone always talks about people clubbing baby seals, but nobody goes out and does it.
  • Assume baby seals are loud, smelly, and rude. They only look cute in pictures.
  • Where are your principles, damnit!?!
  • Assume that the baby seal would've been clubbed to death anyway.
  • If you were stranded in Antarctica you could use the seal as food/fuel for the fire.
  • You really don't like the candidate.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

vote for someone I despise...

Thursday, March 09, 2006 10:28:00 AM  

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