Albino or Bad Cook

Would you rather be an Albino or a bad cook?

Considerations:

• Albinos are sensitive to the sun.
• People point at Albinos and say "Hey look, an Albanian, or is it an Albino?"
• Bad cooks can't eat out all the time, and thus will be unsatisfied with their food at least some of the time.
• Bad cooking might induce skinniness, but it will most definitely induce irritability.
• Nobody makes bad cooks cook them food.
• Albinos rarely drown at the beach (as Albinos rarely go to the beach).