Midget or Fugly

Would you rather wake up next to a midget or a fugly person?

Considerations:

• "Wake up next to"? All signs point to the fact that you had sex with the midget/fugly, although this is not certain. [Lucky for you that you don't remember and the event is in the past.]
• What does the midget look like? The midget is of average attractiveness (for a midget).
• How ugly is the fugly? Considering that 'fugly' means fucking ugly, things do not look good for you. [Although it could be any number of things that make the person fugly--e.g. ear hair, fatness, flesh eating bacteria, Albinism, etc.]
• The fugly person is NOT a midget in this instance.