Ridiculous Hypotheticals

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Toaster Oven or Additional (Retroactive) Sibling

Would you rather have a nice toaster oven or a new sibling (who would die a painful death)?

Considerations:
  • The toaster oven is really nice. It will never burn anything, and never need to be cleaned.
  • The sibling would be retroactively added, and would be included in all family memories/photos/etc.
  • You would love this sibling as you do to other siblings.
  • This sibling would be within 2 years of your age.
  • The painful death would be in the future, and would consist of roughly a year of suffering.
Follow up Question (for those that have siblings): Would you rather have a/your current sibling die a painful death or have a nice toaster oven and never have had your sibling?

Considerations:
  • The nice toaster oven is the same as described above, likewise is the painful death.
  • If you elect to keep your sibling (and let him/her die a painful death), you retain all prior memories of said sibling.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this blog is a cry for help.

Keep 'em coming! You're funny.

Sunday, February 26, 2006 3:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would rather have the toaster oven and I'm ignoring your f/u question entirely

Wednesday, March 01, 2006 12:38:00 PM  

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