Toaster Oven or Additional (Retroactive) Sibling
Would you rather have a nice toaster oven or a new sibling (who would die a painful death)?
Considerations:
- The toaster oven is really nice. It will never burn anything, and never need to be cleaned.
- The sibling would be retroactively added, and would be included in all family memories/photos/etc.
- You would love this sibling as you do to other siblings.
- This sibling would be within 2 years of your age.
- The painful death would be in the future, and would consist of roughly a year of suffering.
Considerations:
- The nice toaster oven is the same as described above, likewise is the painful death.
- If you elect to keep your sibling (and let him/her die a painful death), you retain all prior memories of said sibling.
2 Comments:
I think this blog is a cry for help.
Keep 'em coming! You're funny.
I would rather have the toaster oven and I'm ignoring your f/u question entirely
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